Observer of humans.

Humans are fascinating creatures.

They ignore hunger.

Negotiate with exhaustion.

And repeatedly open the refrigerator hoping new food has appeared.

Greg has concerns.

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FIELD NOTES

Greg has been studying human creatures.

The findings are concerning.

Greg is an emotional-support geode studying human behaviour.

For reasons Greg does not entirely understand, humans routinely:

Greg documents these behaviours.

Occasionally he intervenes.

Usually with snacks.

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The Human Battery Manual

Apparently humans have batteries.

More concerningly, many humans appear to believe these batteries can be operated indefinitely without charging.

Greg has prepared a manual.

No physical geodes will be shipped.

Greg has not yet mastered logistics.